May 15, 16 and 17th

An Ozark Adventure for Women Who Ride, Roam and Recharge

Step off the pavement and into the wild at the Fluffy Cows Women’s Retreat, a one-of-a-kind escape designed for women who crave fresh air, real adventure, and unforgettable experiences.

Hosted at the Wilderness Rider Buffalo Ranch, this immersive weekend blends rugged Ozark beauty with laughter, connection, and just the right amount of grit. You’ll hike scenic trails, explore the backcountry, and ride UTVs through rolling hills and wooded terrain — all while surrounded by women who are ready to unplug, try something new, and have a blast doing it.

This is not a spa retreat. It’s an adventure-forward weekend built around movement, curiosity, and confidence — with plenty of moments to relax, connect, and soak in the magic of the Ozarks. And yes, you’ll be sharing the landscape with the ranch’s iconic buffalo herd… admired from a respectful distance, of course. (Hence the name.)

Whether you come solo or with friends, you’ll leave with:

• • New skills and stories

• • Mud on your boots and smiles on your face

• • A deeper connection to nature — and yourself

• • A reminder that strong and fun can absolutely coexist

No experience necessary. Just bring your sense of adventure, a willingness to try, and the understanding that fluffy doesn’t always mean friendly.

Come ride, roam, and rediscover your wild side — just don’t pet the fluffy cows.

Unplug, get outdoors, and embrace the wild at Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows, a women’s adventure weekend at Wilderness Rider Buffalo Ranch. Hike scenic Ozark trails, explore the backcountry, and ride UTVs through rugged terrain alongside a fun, supportive group of women.

This is not a spa retreat — it’s an experience built around movement, laughter, and confidence, with plenty of time to connect and enjoy the beauty of the Ozarks. Buffalo included (admired from a safe distance).

No experience needed. Just bring your sense of adventure — and remember, fluffy doesn’t mean friendly.

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$30   –  Total to attend the entire weekend Retreat just $30 per person and includes dinner on Saturday Night along with access to 4000 acres of Ozark Wilderness

ADD ON OPTIONS:

$25   –  Commemorative T Shirts Available 

$100  –  To attend the Side by Side Adventure